balance sheet of life

*warning: accounting jargons ahead!*

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Our birth is our Opening balance!
Our death is our Closing balance!
Our prejudiced views are our Liabilities
Our creative ideas are our Assets
Heart is our Current Asset
Soul is our Fixed Asset
Brain is our Fixed Deposit
Thinking is our Current Account
Achievements are our Capital
Characters and Morals, our Stock-In-Trade
Friends are our General Reserves
Values and Behaviour are our Goodwill
Patience is our Interest Earned
Love is our Dividend
Children are our Bonus Issues
Education is Brand/Patents
Knowledge is our Investment
Experience is our Premium Account
The Aim is to Tally the Balance Sheet Accurately.
The Goal is to get the Best Presented Account Award.

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so, can your Balance Sheet balance? MAKE SURE IT CAN! :D


ps: thx connie for the email!